Hello and happy Monday!
A wee bit of silliness to start your day…
Why was the geologist always depressed?
He had a hard rock life.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone.
Why are geologists never picky in relationships?
Because they will date anything.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the Stone Age.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite so she left him.
You want to heart the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time?
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
Well…now that I have thoroughly amused you (or perhaps sent you running for the hills), I’d like to invite you guys to come along today as we visit Tomnaverie Stone Circle in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. No more geology puns. I give you my rock solid promise.